Favorite Things: Feetures! Socks

Favorite Things:

Feetures! Elite Light Cushion Mini Crew Socks

It truly is the little things in life when it comes to ease and comfort. Sure, it’d be nice to sit on the beach and drink beer all day with servants to wait on your every whim, but, let’s be honest, that isn’t going to happen any time soon. This leaves us with a significant problem: how can we best strive to achieve that level of ease and comfort as we possibly can in our daily lives? Just as Maria sang to the Von Trapp children,

When the dog bites,

When the bee stings,

When I’m feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don’t feel so bad.

Maria’s focus might have been on raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, but I enjoy the simpler, finer things in life. Like a good pair of socks. Specifically the Feetures! Elite Light Cushion Mini Crew Socks, which are better than cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels.

I wouldn’t necessarily call myself a sock snob, but I do have some very specific criteria for what I want out of a pair of socks that I plan on using several times a week to run, bike, hike, or just knocking around the house. (And, yes, my feet do smell.) First and somewhat foremost, I have a semi-permanent tan line several inches (5”, to be exact) above my ankles that needs to be hidden. These socks fit that line perfectly, while also providing enough grip and compression to maintain that height through hours in the saddle and on the road.

However, if it was all about sock height, then I would save a few bucks and buy a 6-pack of cotton socks from Wal-Mart (which I have done, and have regretted). These socks, along with the rest of Feetures! Elite line, are made with Left and Right specific anatomical design to better fit the curves and contours of each foot. Couple that with compressive Sock-Lock Technology around the foot and the seamless Perfect Toe , and you’ve got socks that are better than schnitzel with noodles!

Not only do the socks fit well, but their iWick fibers keep your feet dry, even in the hot and humid summer days. Cotton and cheap “athletic” socks have nothing on these when it comes to sweat and humidity. My feet no longer look like parboiled potatoes after a long workout and I’ve been able to keep the skin on my feet where I want it, with no chafing or blisters. Even better, the socks still have enough cushioning to take the edge off of running and dampen vibration while cycling, specifically in the forefoot and the heel.

So, yes, these socks are awesome. I like them better than brown paper packages tied up with strings. And you will, too. Even better, Feetures! has so much faith in their socks that they offer a Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee. Now that’s better than warm woolen mittens.